A.B. Funkhauser is a funeral director, fiction writer and wildlife enthusiast living in Ontario, Canada. Like most funeral directors, she is governed by a strong sense of altruism fueled by the belief that life chooses us and we not it.

“Were it not for the calling, I would have just as likely remained an office assistant shuffling files around, and would have been happy doing so.”

It's a long walk to the back door.
It’s a long walk to the back door.

Life had another plan. After a long day at the funeral home in the waning months of winter 2010, she looked down the long hall joining the director’s office to the back door leading three steps up and out. At that moment a thought occurred: What if a slightly life-challenged mortician tripped over her man shoes and landed squarely on her posterior, only to learn that someone she once knew and cared about had died, and that she was next on the staff roster to care for his remains?

Like funeral directing, the writing called, and four years and several drafts later, Heuer Lost and Found was born.

Nifty, comfy, man shoes allow anyone to go all day.
Nifty, comfy, man shoes go all day.

What’s a Heuer? Beyond a word rhyming with “lawyer,” Heuer the lawyer is a man conflicted. Complex, layered, and very dead, he counts on the ministrations of the funeral director to set him free.

A labor of love and a quintessential muse, Heuer has gone on to inspire several other full length works and over a dozen short stories.*

“To my husband John and my children Adam and Melina, I owe thanks for the encouragement, the support, and the belief that what I was doing was as important as anything I’ve tackled before at work or in art.”

Winner BEST HORROR 2015 Preditors & Editors Reader Poll, Funkhauser is currently working on SHELL GAME, a contemporary whodunnit begun in November during NaNoWriMo 2015. Her second novel SCOOTER NATION releases March 11, 2016 through Solstice Publishing.

*The novels: Heuer Lost and Found, Scooter Nation, Shell Game, The Heuer Effect, Poor Undertaker, Dirty Dale, Car Guy, and The May People. The Shorts: The Essential Heuer, Jack Bunny and the Rocket Man, Turd Meets Rock, Cassarine, Terra Nova, Ursa Major, Hey! Birdy, Birdy, The Hagfish Conundrum, Mutual of Omaha, Cheetahs in Flight, Lady Predator, and more…